National Toast Day “I like to use ‘I Can’t Believe it’s Not Butter’ on my toast in the morning, because sometimes when I eat breakfast, I like to be incredulous. How was breakfast? Unbelievable.” Demetri Martin

National Tortilla Chip Day “A small pepperoni pizza on a tortilla is healthier than salmon teriyaki with rice and carrots.” Jorge Cruise

National Clam Chowder Day “Life is like a clam, when it opens, you gotta grab the gooey stuff.” Jimmy Fallon

National Pistachio Day “Writing is a closed pistachio shell.” Durga Chew-Bose

National Chili Day “Next to jazz music, there is nothing that lifts the spirit and strengthens the soul more than a good bowl of chili.” Harry James

National Chocolate Souffle Day “You can’t make a souffle rise twice.” Alice Roosevelt Longworth