No Foolin' though . . . The library will close at 2 p.m. today. April Fool’s Day “Our wisdom comes from our experience, and our experience comes from our foolishness.” ---Sacha Guitry

No Foolin' the Library will close at 2 pm today. So sorry for any inconvenience.

Children's Book Day “Reading for me is spending time with a friend.” Gary Paulsen

National Burrito Day “A burrito is a sleeping bag for ground beef.” Mitch Hedberg

National Carrot Day “I had to sit down and promise the kids I would no longer have any spray tans. My husband started sending me the carrot emoji.” Mel Giedroyc

National Dandelion Day “Beautiful as a dandelion-blossom golden in the green grass, this life can be.” Edna St. Vincent Millay

National Caramel Popcorn Day “You are caramel popcorn. Don’t let anyone treat you like raggedy old basic buttered popcorn.” Cody Rigsby

National Coffee Cake Day “It’s called coffee cake not because it contains coffee, or it's meant to contain coffee, but because it goes well with coffee. A nice sweet thing to eat that is complimentary with the taste of coffee.” Michael Dougan

National Library Workers Day “The most important asset of any library goes home at night – the library staff.” Timothy Healy

National Pimento Cheese Day “A cheese may disappoint. It may be dull, it may be naive, it may be over-sophisticated. Yet it remains cheese, milk’s leap toward immortality.” Clifton Fadiman

National Farm Animals Day “All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others.” George Orwell, Animal Farm

National Cheese Fondue Day “There is no old bread that cannot find its cheese.” French Proverb

National Licorice Day “We’re like licorice, not everybody likes licorice, but the people who like licorice really like licorice.” Jerry Garcia

National Peach Cobbler Day “Fresh peach pie can lift a bullying reprobate into apologetic courtesy; I have watched it happen.” Leif Enger

National Grits Day “There’s a Yankee for you. Grits ain’t groceries? Next you’’ tell me eggs ain’t poultry and Mona Lisa was a man.” Stephen King

National Glazed Spiral Ham Day “Country ham is baked whole, usually with a glaze, sometimes studded with cloves, and served as the centerpiece at Christmas and Easter feasts.” Kate Christensen

National Orchid Day “An orchid in a deep forest sends out its fragrance even if no one is around to appreciate it.” Confucius

National Banana Day “Goals are like bananas, they come in bunches.” Brendan Morrison

National Animal Crackers Day “I bought a box of animal crackers, but there was nothing inside. They’d eaten each other.” Lily Tomlin

National Garlic Day “There are five elements: earth, air, fire, water and garlic.” --Louis Diat

National Cheddar Fries Day “I like food too much to go on some crazy diet. French fries are my favorite downfall.” Holly Madison