National Tofu Day “The mind is like tofu; it tastes like whatever you marinate it in.” - Sylvia Boorstein

World Coconut Day “The two basic items necessary to sustain life are sunshine and coconut milk.” Dustin Hoffman

National Baby Back Ribs Day “When the going gets tough, the tough eat ribs.” - Nora Roberts

National Macadamia Nut Day “In this life, don’t be like a marshmallow, soft, sweet and easy to eat. Be like a macadamia nut. Hard to crack but worth the effort.” - Kesegie Moodley

National Cheese Pizza Day “Pizza makes me think that anything is possible.” - Henry Rollins

National Coffee Ice Cream Day “There are some problems only coffee and ice cream could fix.” - Amal El-Mohtar

National Salami Day “I’m a salami writer. I try to write good salami, but salami is salami.” - Stephen King

National Date Nut Bread Day “There is not a thing that is more positive than bread.” - Fyodor Dostoevsky

National Wiener Schnitzel Day “I’d say I’m a good cook. I have a lot of German recipes that I can make- schnitzel, meatballs and things with cabbage. I love cabbage.” - Heidi Klum

National TV Dinner Day “I don’t like to cook. I can make a TV dinner taste like radio.” - Phyllis Diller

National Hot Cross Buns Day “Come along inside...we’ll see if tea and buns can make the world a better place.” - Kenneth Grahame

National Chocolate Milk Shake Day “If you have a milkshake and I have a milkshake, and I have a straw and my straw reaches across the room and starts to drink your milkshake...I drink your milkshake! I drink it up!” - Daniel Day-Lewis

National Peanut Day “If you pay peanuts, you get monkeys.” - James Goldsmith

National Black and White Cookie Day ‘You can be miserable before you have a cookie and you can be miserable after you have a cookie, but you never can be miserable while you are eating a cookie.” - Ina Garten

National Linguine Day “It’s a comfort to always find pasta in the cupboard and garlic and parsley in the garden.” - Alice Waters

National Cinnamon Raisin Bread Day “Peace goes into the making of a poem as flour goes into the making of bread.” - Pablo Neruda

National Apple Dumpling Day “Coleridge declares that a man cannot have a good conscience who refuse apple dumplings, and I confess that I am of the same opinion.” - Charles Lamb

National Cheeseburger Day “Life is too short to miss out on the beautiful things like a double cheeseburger.” - Channing Tatum

National Butterscotch Pudding Day “I hope there’s pudding!” - JK Rowling

National Pepperoni Pizza Day “It doesn’t even matter if I don’t win a self-gold-after every meet, I have pizza. Pepperoni pizza.” - Simone Biles

National Beef Stroganoff Day “Yes, beef is what was for dinner last night. Tonight, it will be my dinner, and it will continue to be.” - Christopher Bond

National Ice Cream Cone Day “For a thorough use of ice cream cones, buy two; eat one and drop the other.” - Claes Oldenburg

National Great American Pot Pie Day “I am the MacGyver of cooking. If you bring me a piece of bread, cabbage, coconut, mustard greens, pigs' feet, pinecones...and a woodpecker, I’ll make you a good chicken pot pie.” - Si Robertson

National Cherries Jubilee Day “You can’t serve up hearts like cherries jubilee.” - Leonard Bailey

National Lobster Day “I’m living on things that excite me, be they pastry, or lobster, or love...” - Jimmy Buffett

National Dumpling Day “Dolly Parton made me chicken and dumpling. That Tennessee woman can burn some pots! And we know that I am not necessarily shy to a fork.” - Queen Latifah

National Chocolate Milk Day “Animals shouldn’t eat gumdrops! They shouldn’t drink tea or chocolate milk, either.” - Michael Buckley

National Strawberry Cream Pie Day “I know that I am essentially a sort of fun-loving person who really just wants to sit around and eat pie.” - Nora Ephron

National Coffee Day “Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank.” - Alphonse Allais

National Extra Virgin Olive Oil Day “The olive tree is surely the richest gift of Heaven. I can scarcely expect bread.” - Thomas Jefferson

National Pumpkin Spice Day “For me it’s all about the feeling you get when you smell pumpkin spice, cinnamon, nutmeg, gingerbread, and spruce.” - Taylor Swift

National Fried Scallops Day “I’m a big lover of fish. Cooking fish is so much more difficult than cooking protein meats, because there are no temperatures in the medium, rare, well done cooking a stunning sea bass or a scallop.” ---Gordon Ramsay

National Caramel Custard Day “Flan is really all about the caramel. Sure, when made right, the custard will be creamy and rich without being dense or heavy, with a little jiggle that melts in your mouth.” - Sohla El-Waylly

National Cinnamon Roll Day “Even a bad cinnamon roll is still a good cinnamon roll.” - Taylor Jenkins Reid

National Apple Betty Day “Good apple pies are a considerable part of domestic happiness.” - Jane Austen