National Coffee Day “Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank.” - Alphonse Allais

National Extra Virgin Olive Oil Day “The olive tree is surely the richest gift of Heaven. I can scarcely expect bread.” - Thomas Jefferson

National Pumpkin Spice Day “For me it’s all about the feeling you get when you smell pumpkin spice, cinnamon, nutmeg, gingerbread, and spruce.” - Taylor Swift

National Fried Scallops Day “I’m a big lover of fish. Cooking fish is so much more difficult than cooking protein meats, because there are no temperatures in the medium, rare, well done cooking a stunning sea bass or a scallop.” ---Gordon Ramsay

National Caramel Custard Day “Flan is really all about the caramel. Sure, when made right, the custard will be creamy and rich without being dense or heavy, with a little jiggle that melts in your mouth.” - Sohla El-Waylly

National Cinnamon Roll Day “Even a bad cinnamon roll is still a good cinnamon roll.” - Taylor Jenkins Reid

National Apple Betty Day “Good apple pies are a considerable part of domestic happiness.” - Jane Austen

National Noodle Day “When I would feel down...I’d have some noodles father prepared, and all the worries I had that day...Poof! They would all disappear.” ---Kim Young Kwang

National Frappe Day “Smell the roses. Smell the coffee. Whatever it is that makes you happy.” ---Rita Moreno

National Salmon Day “If you don’t believe your salmon is wild, ask it to fetch your newspaper and see what happens.” ---Scott Adams

National Submarine-Hoagy-Hero-Grinder Day “I love sandwiches. Let’s face it, life is better between two pieces of bread.” ---Jeff Mauro

National Angel Food Cake Day “Cakes are special every birthday, every celebration ends with something sweet, a cake, and people remember. It’s all about the memories.” --Buddy Valastr

National Sausage Pizza Day “I would never win an award for not loving pizza.” ---Dwayne Johnson

National Farmers Day “The farmer has to be an optimist, or he wouldn’t still be a farmer.” --Will Rogers

National M&M Day “Peanut butter M&M’s in the fridge, I always have a giant bag. Every cookie and candy I put in the fridge, it always manages to taste better when it's cold.” --Hilary Rhoda

National Dessert Day “There is no better way to bring people together than with desserts.” --Gail Simmons

National Cheese Curds Day “Cheese: It’s milk that you chew!” --Chandler Bing (Friends, TV show)

World Bread Day “Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul.” ---John Muir

National Pasta Day “I only like food without color, like potatoes, bread, and pasta.” ---Emma Roberts

National Chocolate Cupcake Day “Inside me there’s a thin person struggling to get out, but I can usually sedate him with four or five cupcakes.” ---Bob Thaves

National Seafood Bisque Day “Good soup is one of the prime ingredients of good living.” ---Louis P. De Gouy

National Chicken and Waffles Day “On the next corner stood a cinder block restaurant with a hand-painted sign that read Chicken and Waffles. There was a queue of twenty people outside. You Americans have the strangest taste. What planet is this? “ ---Rick Riordan

National Apples Day “Millions saw the apple fall, but Newton was the one who asked why.” ---Bernard Baruch

National Nut Day “Today’s mighty oak is just yesterday’s nut that held its ground.” ---David Icke

National Canning Day “I won all the blue ribbons for canning at the state fair.” ---Loretta Lynn

National Bologna Day “Bologna is a deli meat for people with eyes.” ---Mitch Hedberg

National Greasy Foods Day “Don’t eat fried food, it angries up the blood.” ---Satchel Paige

National Pumpkin Day “Make pumpkin bread as the default gift for everyone. It is cheap, it is beloved, it is carbs.” --Karen Bender

National Potato Day “It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes.” ---Douglas Adams

National Chocolate Day “Chocolate is the first luxury. It has so many things wrapped up in it: deliciousness in the moment, childhood memories, and that grin-inducing feeling of getting a reward for being good.” ---Mariska Hargitay

National Oatmeal Day “I always start my breakfast out with oatmeal, because it’s full of vitamin D, it’s a great carb, and you can get, like some fun flavors in there.” ---Gracie Gold

National Candy Corn Day “My favorite Halloween candy is candy corn. It comes in four colors: White, yellow, orange, brown. Those are also the stages of your teeth rotting after you eat it.” --Jay Leno

National Carve a Pumpkin Day “Every pumpkin deserves to shine.” ---Marion Meister

National Bison Day “Ostrich is a very lean meat. Bison is a very lean meat. Chicken is a very lean meat. Notice something about my favorite meats?” - Ario Guthrie

National Deviled Egg Day “An egg is always an adventure; the next one may be different.” - Oscar Wilde