“Anything is good if it’s made of chocolate.” - Jo Brand

“I have mostly been eating chicken wings. I only stick to things I can spell.” - Boo Weekley

“I wish I was slimmer, but cheesecake, crumble and custard, panna cotta...I love ‘em all!” - Zoe Ball

I love things that are indescribable, like the taste of an avocado or the smell of a gardenia.” - Barbara Streisand

National Raspberry Pie Day “You had me at fruit pies.” Bobby Hill

National Ice Cream Sandwich Day “Sweet cream on an ice cream sandwich!” Dwayne Johnson

National Watermelon Day “When one has tasted watermelon, he knows what the angels eat.” Mark Twain

National Chocolate Chip Cookie Day “It’s all about what you feel on the inside-and I’m feeling like a chocolate chip cookie because I had about ten of them last night!” Amber Benson

National Oyster Day “Get action. Seize the moment. Man was never intended to become an oyster.” Theodore Roosevelt

National Root Beer Float Day “Cloud root beer floats and moon grilled cheeses. But their favorite food is stardust.” Michelle Cuevas

National Raspberries in Cream Day “Put cream and sugar on a fly and it tastes very much like a raspberry.” E.W. Howe

National Frozen Custard Day “You eat, in dreams, the custard of the day.” Alexander Pope

National Rice Pudding Day “Quotations can be valuable, like raisins in the rice pudding, for adding iron as well as eye appeal.” Peg Bracken

National S’mores Day “If it’s between s’mores and cotton candy, I’m gonna have to go s’mores all the way.... but in truth, I’m a gummy bears guy.” Ryan Paevey

National Panini Day “You don’t need a pack of wild horses to learn how to make a sandwich.” Phil McGraw

National Gooey Butter Cake Day “My policy on cake is pro having it and pro eating it.” Boris Johnson

National Filet Mignon Day “If wishes were filet mignon, we’d always eat well at dinner.” Dean Koontz

National Pineapple Juice Day “Love is like a pineapple, sweet and undefinable.” Piet Pieterszoon Hein

National Lemon Meringue Pie Day “But if they were afraid of lemon meringue pie, this would be an irrational fear, because lemon meringue pie is delicious and has never hurt a soul.” Lemony Snicket

National Bratwurst Day “A novel is like a sausage. You might like the final taste, but you don’t want to see how it was made.” Harlan Coben

National Eggplant Day “I doubt that the imagination can be suppressed. If you truly eradicated it in a child, he would grow up to be an eggplant.” Ursula K. LeGuin

National Fajita Day “I wish they made fajita cologne, because that stuff smells good. What’s that you’re wearing? That’s sizzlin’!” Mitch Hedberg

National Potato Day “What I say is that, if a fellow really likes potatoes, he must be a pretty decent sort of fellow.” A.A. Milne

National Bacon Lovers Day “Bacon, bacon, oh I love me some bacon! It’s the secret ingredient to all my favorite recipes. I also could have it for breakfast, lunch, and dinner!” Rachel Hollis

National Sweet Tea Day “Love and scandal are the best sweeteners of tea.” Henry Fielding

National Eat a Peach Day “I can remember exactly where I sat when my teacher first read Ronald Dahl’s “James and the Giant Peach’. “ Dave Eggers

National Sponge Cake Day “I’ve made the odd sponge cake, but I’m definitely not a baker.” Judi Love

National Waffle Day “You should eat a waffle! You can’t be sad if you eat a waffle!” Lauren Myracle

National Banana Split Day “I blow up fireworks all the time, and I love making milkshakes and banana splits.” Chris Isaak

National Cherry Popsicle Day “Keep staring at the Popsicle and you will be left with a stick and a sticky hand!” Akarsh Prem

National Banana Lover’s Day “Life is full of banana skins. You slip, you carry on.” Daphine Guinness

National Cherry Turnover Day “I’m a big fan of pastries the size of a baby that contain enough calories for a year. That seems like an effective use of time.” Mike Birbiglia

National Lemon Juice Day “We are living in a world today where lemonade is made from artificial flavors and furniture polish is made from real lemons.” Alfred Newman

National Toasted Marshmallow Day “I literally could not feel more cozy right now if I were actually inside a marshmallow.” Alice Clayton

National Trail Mix Day “Tomorrow you’re going to be eating boring nus-and-fruit trail mix, and you’ll think, self, why did I go crazy with all those ridiculous bets? Sure wish I had some chocolate. And I will be laughing like an evil overlord.” Jenn Bennett