Asahi Nordic Exercise classes continue through the month of November on Wednesday afternoons at 4pm. New and returning members’ welcome.  No mats needed; all exercises are completed while standing.  Wear…

National Bologna Day “Bologna is a deli meat for people with eyes.” ---Mitch Hedberg

National Greasy Foods Day “Don’t eat fried food, it angries up the blood.” ---Satchel Paige

National Pumpkin Day “Make pumpkin bread as the default gift for everyone. It is cheap, it is beloved, it is carbs.” --Karen Bender

National Potato Day “It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes.” ---Douglas Adams

National Chocolate Day “Chocolate is the first luxury. It has so many things wrapped up in it: deliciousness in the moment, childhood memories, and that grin-inducing feeling of getting a…

National Oatmeal Day “I always start my breakfast out with oatmeal, because it’s full of vitamin D, it’s a great carb, and you can get, like some fun flavors in…

National Candy Corn Day “My favorite Halloween candy is candy corn. It comes in four colors: White, yellow, orange, brown. Those are also the stages of your teeth rotting after…

Asahi Nordic Exercise classes continue through the month of November on Wednesday afternoons at 4pm. New and returning members’ welcome.  No mats needed; all exercises are completed while standing.  Wear…