“Whoever thought a tiny candy bar should be called fun size was a moron.” Glenn Beck

The Monday night book club, 'What Kind of Book Club Is This?!?!' meets the second Monday of the month at 6 pm for an hour.  The Morning Book Club meets the third Tuesday of the month at 9 am for an hour.  Most meetings will take place at the library or the library's outdoor, Friends…

“I wouldn’t exactly call it ‘cooking’ but I can make noodles. That means I can boil water, put the pasta in and wait until it’s done.” Devon Werkheiser

“What exactly are the ingredients of Ranch dressing? Mayo and disappointment.” Jim Gaffigan

“I feel like today should be a perfect meatball day...Let’s just get wastey-pants.” Nicole Polizzi

“Chocolate is God’s apology for broccoli.” Richard Paul Evans

“I won’t eat any cereal that doesn’t turn the milk purple.” Bill Watterson

Asahi Nordic Exercise is a routine of gentle stretching, balance, and wellness exercises based on a program originating in Finland.  No special equipment is needed, and you work at your own pace. This program is offered weekly at the Mellen Library & Senior Center Wednesday afternoons through the month of March at 4pm.

“Taking pictures is like tiptoeing into the kitchen late at night and stealing Oreo cookies.” Diane Arbus