National Bloody Mary Day “Sometimes you need coffee, and sometimes you need a Bloody Mary.” ----Mike Dirnt

National Swiss Cheese Day “Swiss cheese is a rip-off. It’s the only cheese I can bite into and miss.” - Mitch Hedberg

National Fruit Cake Toss Day “The easiest way to make a fruit cake is to buy a darkish cake, then pound some old, hard fruit into it with a mallet. Be sure to wear safety glasses.” - Dave Barry

National Spaghetti Day “Friends are like spaghetti, they should stick together. The only way to have a friend is to be one.” - Ralph Waldo Emerson

National Whipped Cream Day “Whipped cream isn’t whipped cream at all if it hasn’t been whipped with whips, just like poached eggs isn’t poached eggs unless it’s been stolen in the dead of night.” - Ronald Dahl

National Bean Day “I came to love my rows, my beans, though so many more than I wanted. They attached me to the earth, and so I got strength like Antaeus.” - Henry David Thoreau

National Tempura Day “Japanese food makes me feel particularly good.” - David Mitchell

National English Toffee Day “Candy is the most amazing thing in the world. No matter what age you are.” - Dylan Lauren

National Apricot Day “Five tender apricots in a blue bowl, a brief and exact promise of things to come.” - Frances Mayes

National Oysters Rockefeller Day “He was a bold man that first ate an oyster.” - Jonathan Swift

National Milk Day “Get off your horse and drink your milk.” - John Wayne

National Hot Tea Day “If this is coffee, please bring me tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee.” - Abraham Lincoln

National Gluten-free Day “To be a gluten-free vegan is, like, the most difficult thing you can possibly be.” -  Zooey Deschanel

National Hot Pastrami Sandwich Day “A man who is not touched by the earthy lyricism of hot pastrami, the pungent fantasy of corned beef, pickles, frankfurter, the great lusty impertinence of good mustard is a man of stone and without heart.” - Herb Gardner

National Bagel Day “I feel about bagels the way a tree must feel about birds’ nest.” - Tom Robbins

National Quinoa Day “I love quinoa. It’s great, it cooks like rice and is better than caviar.” - Clotilda Hesme

National Hot Buttered Rum Day “I drink to the general joy of the whole table.” - William Shakespeare

National Peking Duck Day  

National Popcorn Day “The popcorn button on the microwave is a miraculous invention, more miraculous than even the microwave itself.” - Gary Gulman

National Cheese Lover’s Day “Good cheese needs good companions.” - James Beard

National Granola Bar Day “I think people think of Oregon as such a granola, hippie kind of a place.” - Kaitlin Olson

National Hot Sauce Day “I have a zillion bottles of hot sauce. I love Trader Joe’s jalapeno. The whole right side of my fridge is filled with hot sauce.” - Lisa Ling

National Pie Day “Life is like a 6-slice apple pie at a 12-guest dinner banquet. If you first sit back and wait for it to come to you, chances are, you're going to miss dessert.” - Donald L. Hicks

National Peanut Butter Day “I’m going to live until I die, and everything in between is just another excuse to eat peanut butter.” - Dana Gould

National Fish Taco Day “My sister’s fish tacos are out of control. I’d give her a restaurant if I were a gazillionaire.” - Mary-Louise Parker

National Green Juice Day “There’s no buying a greasy breakfast in L.A. - it’s all organic juices.” - Amelia Warner

National Chocolate Cake Day “My favorite food actually is chocolate cake. I need to have a slice of chocolate cake every single day, without fail.” - Soha Ali Khan

National Blueberry Pancake Day “What’s my favorite food besides pancake? I guess it would be flapjacks, followed close by hotcakes. After that, crepes...but thick crepes. Y’know, like, pancake thick.”  Rob Riggle

National Corn Chip Day “I could have chips and salsa for dinner every day.” - Mia Hamm

National Croissant Day “My weak spot is laziness. Oh, I have a lot of weak spots: cookies, croissants.” - Anthony Hopkins

National Brussels Sprouts Day “Brussels sprouts are misunderstood probably because most people don’t know how to cook them properly.” - Todd English

National Canned Food Day “I live out of cans a lot. But I try to indulge only in healthy canned food.” Dwight Yoakam