“Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country.” --Steven Wright

“It is hard to remember that you are a cherished spiritual being when you’re burping up apple fritters and Cheetos.” ---Anne Lamott

“Over the years I have learned that what is important in a dress is the woman who is wearing it.” ---Yves Saint Laurent

“I won’t eat cereal that doesn’t turn the milk purple.” ---Bill Watterson

“A good editor doesn’t rewrite words, she rewires synapses.” ---Kelly Harrell

“Don’t get stuck with the thing that ruins your day. Smile and be happy. Life is too short to be wasted on negative thinking.” ---Rita Ghatourey

“Wireless is freedom. It’s about being unleashed from the telephone cord and having the ability to be virtually anywhere you want to be.” Martin Cooper

“A dream doesn’t become reality through magic; it takes sweat, determination, and hard work.” ---Colin Powell

“Don’t wait for someone to bring you flowers. Plant your own garden and decorate your own soul.” ---Luther Burbank

“If anything kept me awake at night it would be worrying that there wouldn’t be enough time to have a nap the next day.” ---Joe Lycett