National Frozen Yogurt Day “Dear frozen yogurt: you are the celery of desserts. Be ice cream or nothing. Zero stars.” Ron Swanson-Parks and Recreation

National Chopsticks Day “Chopsticks or no chopsticks, it was the Chinese who first used knives and forks.” L.M. Boyd

National Fettuccine Alfredo Day “The only guilty pleasure I have is pasta.” Allison Janney

National Potato Lover’s Day “I love potatoes—roast-potatoes, mashed potatoes-I just love potatoes.” Johanna Konta

National Pizza Day “I think of dieting, then I eat pizza.” Lara Stone

National “Have a Brownie” Day “I watch soap operas. I bake brownies. Normalcy is coursing through my veins.” Parker Posey

National Peppermint Patty Day “Wow, you’re cooler than a York Peppermint Patty.” Peter Griffin-Family Guy

National Biscotti Day “Elliot and words. Peanut butter and chocolate. Coffee and biscotti. Love matches made in heaven.” Christina Lauren