National Root Beer Day

“He felt around desperately for a weapon.  What did he have? Diapers? Cookies? Oh, why hadn’t they given him a sword?  He was the stupid warrior, wasn’t he? His fingers dug in the leather bag and closed around the root beer can.  Root beer! He yanked out the can shaking it with all his might.  “Attack! Attack! he yelled.” -Suzanne Collins