National Chocolate Cupcake Day “Inside me there’s a thin person struggling to get out, but I can usually sedate him with four or five cupcakes.” ---Bob Thaves

National Seafood Bisque Day “Good soup is one of the prime ingredients of good living.” ---Louis P. De Gouy

National Chicken and Waffles Day “On the next corner stood a cinder block restaurant with a hand-painted sign that read Chicken and Waffles. There was a queue of twenty people outside. You Americans have the strangest taste. What planet is this? “ ---Rick Riordan

National Apples Day “Millions saw the apple fall, but Newton was the one who asked why.” ---Bernard Baruch

National Nut Day “Today’s mighty oak is just yesterday’s nut that held its ground.” ---David Icke

National Canning Day “I won all the blue ribbons for canning at the state fair.” ---Loretta Lynn

Asahi Nordic Exercise classes continue through the month of November on Wednesday afternoons at 4pm. New and returning members’ welcome.  No mats needed; all exercises are completed while standing.  Wear comfortable clothing and join us for a routine of gentle stretching, balance, and wellness training.  A freewill donation of $8 per session for our instructor's…

National Bologna Day “Bologna is a deli meat for people with eyes.” ---Mitch Hedberg

National Greasy Foods Day “Don’t eat fried food, it angries up the blood.” ---Satchel Paige

National Pumpkin Day “Make pumpkin bread as the default gift for everyone. It is cheap, it is beloved, it is carbs.” --Karen Bender