National Bologna Day “Bologna is a deli meat for people with eyes.” ---Mitch Hedberg

National Greasy Foods Day “Don’t eat fried food, it angries up the blood.” ---Satchel Paige

National Pumpkin Day “Make pumpkin bread as the default gift for everyone. It is cheap, it is beloved, it is carbs.” --Karen Bender

National Potato Day “It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes.” ---Douglas Adams

National Chocolate Day “Chocolate is the first luxury. It has so many things wrapped up in it: deliciousness in the moment, childhood memories, and that grin-inducing feeling of getting a reward for being good.” ---Mariska Hargitay

National Oatmeal Day “I always start my breakfast out with oatmeal, because it’s full of vitamin D, it’s a great carb, and you can get, like some fun flavors in there.” ---Gracie Gold

National Candy Corn Day “My favorite Halloween candy is candy corn. It comes in four colors: White, yellow, orange, brown. Those are also the stages of your teeth rotting after you eat it.” --Jay Leno

Asahi Nordic Exercise classes continue through the month of November on Wednesday afternoons at 4pm. New and returning members’ welcome.  No mats needed; all exercises are completed while standing.  Wear comfortable clothing and join us for a routine of gentle stretching, balance, and wellness training.  A freewill donation of $8 per session for our instructor's…

National Carve a Pumpkin Day “Every pumpkin deserves to shine.” ---Marion Meister