National Noodle Day “Memory, in my opinion, is a complete noodle. It hangs on the silliest things but forgets the stuff that really matters.” ---Ellen Potter

National Chocolate Covered Pretzel Chocolate covered peanuts, chocolate covered raisins, chocolate covered pretzels...Chocolate. So afraid to be alone.” ---Dana Gould

National Salmon Day “Grilled Salmon and brown pasta works for me every time.” ---Steven Gerrard

National Polenta Day “Normally, making polenta means having a convenient excuse to use all the butter, milk, and Parmesan in my fridge.” ---Chris Morocco

National Cake Decorating Day “You know you’re getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.” ---Bob Hope

National Sausage Pizza Day “My favorite pizza is the real Neapolitan-Italian sausage, friarielli, mozzarella and Chilli.” -----Gino D’Acampo

National Pulled Pork Day “If I had to narrow my choice of meats down to one for the rest of my life, I am quite certain that meat would be pork.” ---James Beard

National M&M Day “Candy is like eye candy; it looks great on the shelf and taste great in your mouth.” ---Jhene Aiko