“I promise you that I will go to school, and that I will study and earn a good character.” Pinocchio: The Story of a Puppet

“Fish is the only food that is considered spoiled once it smells like what it is.” P.J. O’Rourk

“Chocolate covered peanuts, chocolate covered raisins, chocolate covered pretzels...chocolate. So afraid to be alone.” Dana Gould

“Denim comes and goes into style often, but my Levi’s have longevity. They will never be just a fad.” Melina Matsouka

“The polar bear for many has become a living symbol of the dangers of global warming. The powerful kings of the artic are finding their habitat shrinking.” Sam Champion

“You can’t make a soufflé rise twice.” Alice Roosevelt Longworth

“I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ---Winston Churchill

“Books are a uniquely portable magic.” ---Stephen King

“The ability to simplify means to eliminate the unnecessary so that the necessary may speak.” ---Hans Hofmann

“Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country.” --Steven Wright