National Chocolate Cupcake Day “Any cupcake consumed before 9am is, technically, a muffin.” ---Brian P. Cleary

National Seafood Bisque Day “I have trouble with seafood because it tastes like a dock.” ---Douglas Coupland

National Mozzarella Sticks Day “I already have a drink. Do you think he’d buy me mozzarella sticks?” LIZ

National Apple Day “The fruit is what matters, not how gnarly or beautiful the apple tree is.” ---Aiden Wison Tozer

National Nut Day “I love nuts. I’m for nuts. I am nuts. “---Penn Jillette

National Boston Cream Pie “Boston Cream Pie is not a pie but a cake with custard filling.” --OneLookDictionary

National Bologna Day “The sandwich he made was bologna and cheese, his favorite. All the sandwiches he made were his favorites, that was one of the advantages of being single.” ---Stephen King