“The worst gift is a fruitcake. There is only one fruitcake in the entire world, and people keep sending it to each other.” Johnny Carson

The library will be replacing the carpet in December. We will need to be closed for a few days to accomplish this. The library will close early on December 21 at 3:30pm to begin moving furnishings for the carpet to be removed on the 22.  Installation will take place over the long weekend.  The library…

“Books are like chocolate. Can’t eat just one.” Luis Alberto Urrea

“Ignore the scale and make the process your goal.” Harley Pasterna

“You know, it’s hard to beat bacon at any time of day.” Nick Offerman

“The book is called Opportunity, and its first chapter is New Year’s Day.” Edith Lovejoy Pierce, Poet

“They say that Black-eyed peas bring you luck when eaten on New Year’s Day. And New Year’s is also the time of year many people go vegan, so not only will you be lucky, so will the animals!” Isa Chandra Moskowitz

“My opponent called me a cream puff. Well, I rushed out and got the baker’s union to endorse me.” Author: Claiborne Pell

“One must ask children and birds how cherries and strawberries taste.” ---Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

“Spaghetti can be eaten most successfully if you inhale it like a vacuum cleaner.” Sophia Loren