“Do not make a stingy sandwich; pile the cold cuts high; so, you should see salami coming through the rye.” Allan Sherman

“I ate a pound cake today, but I gained two.” Jarod Kintz

“It’s Cheetos or nothing.” Chester Cheetah

“Taking pictures is like tiptoeing into the kitchen late at night and stealing Oreo cookies.” Diane Arbus

Asahi Nordic Exercise is a routine of gentle stretching, balance, and wellness exercises based on a program originating in Finland.  No special equipment is needed, and you work at your own pace. This program is offered weekly at the Mellen Library & Senior Center Wednesday afternoons through the month of March at 4pm.

“I won’t eat any cereal that doesn’t turn the milk purple.” Bill Watterson

“Chocolate is God’s apology for broccoli.” Richard Paul Evans

“I feel like today should be a perfect meatball day...Let’s just get wastey-pants.” Nicole Polizzi

“What exactly are the ingredients of Ranch dressing? Mayo and disappointment.” Jim Gaffigan