“I function better when things are going badly than when they’re as smooth as whipped cream.” Walt Disney

“An American has not seen the United States until he has seen Mardi-Gras in New Orleans.” Mark Twain

Cooking is a philosophy; it’s not a recipe.” Marco Pierre White

“A lie, as you probably know, has a taste all its own. Blocky and bitter and never quite right, like when you pop a piece of fancy chocolate into your mouth expecting toffee filling and you get lemon zest instead.” Jodi Picoult

The Monday night book club, 'What Kind of Book Club Is This?!?!' meets the second Monday of the month at 6 pm for an hour.  The Morning Book Club meets the third Tuesday of the month at 9 am for an hour.  Most meetings will take place at the library or the library's outdoor, Friends…

“Did you notice the color of Mary Poppins’ petticoats? They were kind of orange and apricot and red. I think she had a secret life going on there.” Julie Andrews

“Even a small amount of dark chocolate can be exquisitely satisfying if you meditate on it.” Dean Ornish

“Baby, it’s cold outside.” --Frank Loesser-’Baby, It's cold outside’

“The optimist sees the donut; the pessimist sees the hole.” Oscar Wild

“I’m gluten-free, but that still allows me some chocolate.” Erin Heatherton