National Carrot Cake Day “Life, people learned, was not easy. Life was not cake. Life was not a carrot cake.” Tao Lin

National Homemade Soup Day “Good manners. The noise you don’t make when you’re eating soup.” Bennett Cerf

National Frozen Yogurt Day “Dear frozen yogurt: you are the celery of desserts. Be ice cream or nothing. Zero stars.” Ron Swanson-Parks and Recreation

National Chopsticks Day “Chopsticks or no chopsticks, it was the Chinese who first used knives and forks.” L.M. Boyd

National Fettuccine Alfredo Day “The only guilty pleasure I have is pasta.” Allison Janney

National Potato Lover’s Day “I love potatoes—roast-potatoes, mashed potatoes-I just love potatoes.” Johanna Konta

National Pizza Day “I think of dieting, then I eat pizza.” Lara Stone

National “Have a Brownie” Day “I watch soap operas. I bake brownies. Normalcy is coursing through my veins.” Parker Posey