“A bagel is a doughnut with the sin removed.” George Rosenbaum

The Monday night book club, 'What Kind of Book Club Is This?!?!' meets the second Monday of the month at 6 pm for an hour.  The Morning Book Club meets the third Tuesday of the month at 9 am for an hour.  Most meetings will take place at the library or the library's outdoor, Friends…

“A symbol of hope and goodwill, the poinsettia is a wonderful plant to have in your home during the holidays.” Eden Alexander

“Even if you feed the cow cocoa you will not get chocolate.” Bill Vaughan

“Energy conservation is the foundation of energy independence.” Tom Allen

  “That’s not an ugly Christmas sweater. It’s a craft project gone totally wrong.” Jonathan Winter

“Posterity---you will never know how much it has cost my generation to preserve your freedom. I hope you will make good use of it.” John Quincy Adan

“When I was a child, I named my rabbit Pancake and my guinea pig Maple syrup.” Sophie Dahl

“There are two things in life for which we are never truly prepared: twins.” Josh Billings

“Knowledge was like candy: you never turned it down, especially if you didn’t have to work too hard to get it.” Robert Liparulo