“I’d rather have peanut brittle crumbs on my face than flies in my eyes, Havermeyer retorted.” Joseph Heller

“If it were easy to resist, it would not be called chocolate cake.” Maryrose Wood

“Give me soft, fluffy pancakes and I can get over anything.” Chrishell Stause

“A light wind swept over the corn, and all nature laughed in the sunshine.” Anne Bronte

“The croissant was crisp and soft and flakey at the same time. Jut biting it made you feel cared for.” Elif Batuman

“I fix myself a hot chocolate because it is a gateway drug to reading.” Helen Ellis

“Every day, without fail, I eat some dark chocolate.” Phoebe Tonkin

National Tater Tot Day “Four different kinds of Tater tots? I felt overwhelmed by culinary confusion. Why would anyone need so many? Chili. Sweet potato. Blue?” Rick Riordan

National Carrot Cake Day “Life, people learned, was not easy. Life was not cake. Life was not a carrot cake.” Tao Lin